Ellen, Queen of the Code

Meet Ellen, our esteemed team member who single-handedly keeps the servers running on a diet of pure caffeine and existential dread.

She's been with us since the beginning, when the site was just a twinkle in our eye and a faint hum in the server room.

Ellen's claim to fame? She can recite the entire contents of /about/team/manifesto in her sleep, with perfect accuracy and without ever once dozing off.

John, the other member of the team who's secretly a professional snail trainer thinks she's the real MVP.

Read about John's snail adventures!

(Note: John's snail stories are a series of gripping, edge-of-your-seat thrillers that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Or not.)