Meet Ellen, our esteemed team member who single-handedly keeps the servers running on a diet of pure caffeine and existential dread.
She's been with us since the beginning, when the site was just a twinkle in our eye and a faint hum in the server room.
Ellen's claim to fame? She can recite the entire contents of /about/team/manifesto in her sleep, with perfect accuracy and without ever once dozing off.
John, the other member of the team who's secretly a professional snail trainer thinks she's the real MVP.