The Most Inconspicuous Team Ever Assembled

Our team is a bunch of misfits. We're not really sure what we're doing here, but we're trying.

Alumni

Left for a better job at a more stable company. Last seen riding a unicorn to work.

Decided she was done with the team after one too many meetings. Now she's a professional hammock tester.

We don't really know what he does, but he gets a corner office with a view.

We're pretty sure she's still in college, but she's really good at making coffee.

And that's our team. If you're still reading this, congratulations, you're a glutton for punishment.