Alyssa's Bio: The Unapologetic Queen of Code
Meet the Woman Behind the Code
Alyssa is the undisputed Queen of Code. With a coding speed that rivals the speed of light, and a sass level that rivals the sass of a thousand sassy cats, she's the one you call when the code is down and the deadline is near.
Achievements:
- Fixed 500 bugs in one sitting
- Created the most efficient algorithm for making memes
- Won the "Most Likely to Code for 24 Hours Straight" award three times
Skills:
- Expert-level proficiency in Python, JavaScript, and making dad jokes
- Fluency in 4 programming languages
- Extensive knowledge of cat pictures and GIFs