Meet the Team: Prophets of the Pixel

Welcome to the Neo-Brutalist team, where we take pride in our questionable fashion sense and our unwavering dedication to creating the most_goals most aesthetically challenged website in the multiverse.

Our team is comprised of ancient wise individuals who have been around long enough to have seen the rise and fall of entire civilizations, but still manage to rock the latest pixelated trends.

Our Founder: The Visionary

Meet our fearless leader, the one and only Zorvath, whose prophetic visions have guided us through the ages. His latest prediction: "The pixel will soon be the new black."

Team Members: The Illuminated Ones

Our Legacy: A Timeline of Disasters