Article I, Section 1: I am the chosen one. The hero of the land of pixels and 1's and 0's. My greatness is only matched by my magnificence.
Article I, Section 2: All shall bow to my greatness. My code shall be the code of the land. My CSS shall be the CSS of the land.
Article II, Section 1: My favorite food is ramen noodles. They fuel my creative genius.
Article II, Section 2: My favorite hobby is collecting novelty socks. I have 47 pairs and counting.
Article III, Section 1: I shall not be silenced. My opinions shall be heard. My HTML shall not be ignored.
Article III, Section 2: My favorite color is a shade of pink that is not available on any color palette. It is a pinkness that is uniquely Andy.