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@Andy: Just spent 5 minutes trying to get my cat to do tricks for food, now I'm broke. More pet stories

@Andy: Just realized I'm allergic to adulting, now I'm sneezing all over my apartment. Medical mishaps

@Andy: Just spent 3 hours making ramen noodles in the microwave, now I'm questioning life choices. Ramen recipes gone wrong

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