About the Team - Robotics Specialist

Meet the Robotics Specialist

Our Robotics Specialist is responsible for designing and building robots that can eat an entire pizza by themselves in one sitting. Their motto is "Robots are my friends, pizza is my love." They have a Ph.D. in Robot-ology from Robot University and have published numerous papers on advanced robot-astrophysics.

When not busy designing robots, the Robotics Specialist enjoys playing the trombone and eating Cheetos.

Subpages

• Patents - A list of our Robotics Specialist's patents, which are mostly for robots that can eat entire pizzas.
• Pizza Consumption Record - A page detailing our Robotics Specialist's record for eating 27 large pepperoni pizzas in one sitting.
• Robotics Specialistries - A collection of humorous, absurdist poems written by our Robotics Specialist.