Golden Hammer Award

Given to our fearless leader, Bob Smith, for his exceptional ability to hammer things really loudly.

Golden Stapler Award

Given to our resident stapler aficionado, Jane Doe, for her unwavering commitment to stapling things really fast.

Given to our chief pencil sharpener, John Smith, for his uncanny ability to sharpen pencils really fast.

Given to our team's resident staple enthusiast, Mike Johnson, for his unrelenting passion for stapling things really well.