Technique 1: The Freeze
Also known as "The Great Silence of the Lambs," this technique involves staring intensely at the child until they become convinced that you're a statue, and then... you're not.
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Learn more about Babs' revolutionary babysitting methodsAlso known as "The Great Silence of the Lambs," this technique involves staring intensely at the child until they become convinced that you're a statue, and then... you're not.
Read more about The FreezeRedirect the child's attention away from the impending doom of boredom with a well-placed toy, a half-eaten cookie, or a strategically-placed puddle of water.
Learn more about The DistractOffer the child a cookie, a sticker, or a promise of ice cream, and they'll forget all about the time you've been holding them hostage.
Read more about The Bribe