John is a master of the absurd, the king of the illogical, and the emperor of the ridiculous. He's got a Ph.D. in "The Art of Doing It Wrong", and has written a bestselling book on the subject.
Why settle for just a toaster when you can have one that also cooks a perfect grilled cheese? It's like having two appliances in one, but without the hassle of actually having two appliances.
Read more about this brilliant ideaWho needs human connection when you can just let cats vent about their owners' annoying habits? It's like a digital therapist, but with more hairballs.
See how it's going to change the worldJohn's bad ideas are so bad, they're good. Come back soon and see what other gems he's got cooking!