He's our team member who always breaks things.
Kevin "The Unlucky" McGillicuddy is a master of chaos. He's the go-to guy when you need to accidentally delete the entire database.
His superpower is being able to turn a minor setback into a catastrophic failure.
He's been with us since 2005, and has managed to break every single one of our production servers at least 5 times.
His favorite pastime is reorganizing the server room, which he does with reckless abandon.
var unlucky = function() { alert("Oh no, not again!"); };
2019: Managed to delete the main site database during a team lunch meeting.
2020: Turned the server room into a war zone by reorganizing the cable management system.
2021: "Accidentally" installed a virus on the mainframe, requiring a 3-hour system restore.
See more of Kevin's impressive list of mishaps!
Fun fact: Kevin is secretly a competitive eater and has consumed an entire can of sardines in one sitting.
Fun fact: Kevin's personal record for consecutive failed attempts at brewing coffee is 17.