We created the Inflatable Unicorn as a solution to the age-old problem of not having enough disco parties. Our team of experts (okay, it was just Bob) thought, "Why settle for a normal unicorn when you can have one that inflates and plays 'Stayin' Alive' on repeat? Genius, right?"
Unfortunately, the Inflatable Unicorn had an... let's say "interesting" side effect. It would randomly inflate and deflate, causing chaos at children's birthday parties. We had to rebrand it as a "performance art piece" to save face.
Despite its quirks, the Inflatable Unicorn still has a special place in our hearts (and our garage).
User Review 1: 5/5 stars, "I love it! Except when it pops and scares the kids."
User Review 2: 3/5 stars, "It's a bit too... unpredictable."