As the Burrito-naut, we've been training for years in the art of burrito-fu, a highly specialized and highly effective style of martial arts that allows us to wield the perfect burrito.
Our burritos are not just a food item, but an instrument of war. With our secret recipe, a blend of the finest beans, cheese, and vegetables, we've created a dish that's as deadly as it is delicious.
Phase 1: Burrito Deployment Phase 2: Burrito InfiltrationWe'll deploy our burritos via our fleet of burrito drones, each carrying a payload of our special recipe. These drones will blanket the planet with burritos, forcing the native inhabitants to surrender to our culinary demands.
With our burritos firmly in place, we'll infiltrate the planetary governments, using our burrito-fu skills to gain control over key infrastructure and resources.
And then, we'll use our burritos to hold the planet hostage, demanding the surrender of all remaining resources and territory.
As the victorious Burrito-nauts, we'll reward ourselves with the finest, most exotic burritos in the galaxy, crafted by the finest chefs in the business.
And, of course, we'll make sure to share our burritos with our loyal subjects, who will be forced to worship the almighty Burrito-naut.