Dr. Lee's Unimpressive Credentials

Credentials: A Vain Attempt

PhD in "Unproven Conjectures": University of "I'm-Not-Really-Sure-About-It" (2001)

Masters in "The Art of Making Things Look Better": University of "I-Totally-Phoned-It-In" (1998)

Publications: A List of Unimpressive Efforts

"The Incoherence of Quantum Physics"

"The Futility of Procrastination"

"The Unremarkable History of My Lunchbreaks"

Awards: A List of Unrelated and Unimpressive Recognition

The "I'm-Not-Really-Sure-What-This-Award-Is-For" Award

The "You-Might-Be-Worthy-Of-A-Handshake" Award

Hobbies: The Things I Pretend To Enjoy

Extreme Ironing

Collecting Unopened Mail

Reading the Entire Internet