Chain-saw attachment for duct tape: because who needs safety regulations, really?
A team of experts (not actually) designed this attachment, which is perfect for those who enjoy a good challenge. The ergonomic handle is made of pure, unadulterated awesomeness and the blade is precision-crafted to cut through anything, including your fingers.
Side effects may include: increased risk of injury, spontaneous combustion, and/or a strong urge to watch an endless loop of cat videos.
Recommended for: the faint of heart, the reckless, and those seeking a new definition of "stupid."
Also available in: "Chain-Saw Attachment for Firehoses" and "Chain-Saw Attachment for Sushi Rolls" models.
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