Our Team

Meet the Masters of Disastrous Innovation

• Bob Smith

  Head of Fire-Hose Operations

  

• Jane Doe

  Deputy Head of Fire-Hose Operations

  

Our Equipment:

• Fire-Hose 9000

  A state-of-the-art firehose designed to spray water with reckless abandon.

• Fire-Hose 2.0

  An experimental firehose with a 50% chance of malfunctioning.

Want to join our team? Apply now!