Steam Pipe Leakage: The Most Ambitious of Bad Ideas

Our team's most audacious project yet: a device that somehow, someway, somehow connects a steam pipe to your coffee mug.

Steam Pipe 5000

This revolutionary device promises to bring you the perfect cup of steam every time, without the need for a kettle.

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Currently under development, but we expect to have a working prototype by next Tuesday.

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