Lead Developer, Chief Troublemaker, and Unofficial Coffee Connoisseur
Specializing in: Overcomplicating Simple Solutions, Creating Unnecessary Features, and Accidentally Deleting the Company's Entire Codebase
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Lead Troublemaker, Second-in-Command, and Unofficial Expert in Procrastination Techniques
Specializing in: Creating 20-page spec documents, writing 10-line emails, and reorganizing the company's entire directory structure for no reason
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