Meet Luna, the Kraken of the Kitchen

Luna is our team's resident cephalopod chef, specializing in seafood-based culinary catastrophes.

Culinary Catastrophes:

• The Great Sushi Tornado
• The Kraken's Revenge: Deep-Fried Kelp
• The Inflatable Kraken Incident

Recent Reviews:

• "Luna's kitchen experiments are an acquired taste, but once acquired, one is left wanting more!" - A Brave Adventurer
• "I've seen better kitchen designs on a kindergarten playset, but at least the food is... interesting..." - A Skeptical Food Critic