Meh-mermaidic Engineering

Because Who Needs Functionality, Anyway?

Read our previous idea: 'Meh-trics' (a new kind of metric for measuring the amount of meh in a product) Check out our latest idea: 'Auto-Correcting Toaster' (a toaster that auto-corrects the user's mistakes, because who needs human intelligence, anyway?) Submit your own Bad Idea and get a free lunch!

We're not really sure what this is, but it sounds good, right? It's got some kind of fins and some sort of... engineering-y feel to it. Learn more about our mission to create the most confusing, yet somehow intriguing product ever.