Mermaidic Engineering: A New Frontier in Aquatic Innovation
Our Mermaidic Engineering team has taken the concept of "mermaid" and turned it into a fully-realized engineering discipline. Because who needs functionality when you have sparkles and fins?
We've developed a range of products that are sure to revolutionize the way you live, work, and play in the water. Like our:
- Mermaidevice 3000: A wearable, high-tech exoskeleton that turns you into a human-mermaid hybrid. (Currently in beta testing, but totally not just for show)
- Sea-Swim 9000: A submersible, AI-powered swimsuit that will make you a fish in the ocean, but not literally, we swear.
- Tail-o-Matic 1000: A machine that converts your legs into a shimmering, iridescent tail. Side effects may include dizziness, disorientation, and spontaneous singing.
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