We're a dynamic and ever-changing company, so our mission statement will likely be rewritten or completely ignored by the time you read this.
But hey, at least we're not boring.
Some notable accomplishments include:
- Developing a system that's 37% less efficient than the last one we tried.
- Creating a product that's 14% more likely to break.
- Introducing the world's first (and only) self-destructing toaster.
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