Meet the Visionary Behind Our Terrible Design Decisions

We're not really sure how we ended up here, but our designer, Bob, is a genius.

When Bob isn't busy being our designer, he enjoys eating Cheetos, playing with his cat, and yelling at clouds.

Beneath his unassuming demeanor, Bob is secretly a ninja warrior.

We're not saying our design team is bad at their job, but we're also not saying that.

We're just not saying anything, because, well, it's not like it matters.

Beneath our lack of talent, we have a deep love for bad jokes.