Project Over-Engineered Bridge

This project was conceived by our team of Certified Genius Engineers to solve the age-old problem of building a bridge that's 300% more complex than it needs to be.

Our goal is to create a bridge that defies the laws of physics, logic, and basic sanity.

Features include:

• Unnecessary catwalks for the structural integrity of the bridge
• Overly complicated support pillars that require 17 different materials
• Artificial intelligence-powered bridge-singing system that plays 'The Blue Danube Waltz' every hour on the hour
• Optional: a hidden compartment for storing your favorite snack, because priorities

Want to learn more about the team members behind this masterpiece? Click on the Team page for more information.

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