The Robotic Sock Distributor was founded in 2025 by the enigmatic CEO, Bob. Bob had a vision of a world where socks would never get lost in the wash, and thus set out to create the most advanced sock distribution system ever conceived.
Our team of highly trained robotic sock ninjas, equipped with the latest in sock-sorting and distribution technology, work tirelessly to ensure that your socks are always perfectly paired and in your hands within minutes.
Our mission is simple: to bring balance and order to the chaotic world of socks.