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The Team of Questionable Decisions

Meet the people behind the most ill-conceived ideas in the business

Our CEO: Bob "The Visionary" Johnson

Bob is a self-proclaimed expert in everything he's ever heard of. He's convinced that adding more glitter to our products will make them 99% more popular.

He's always available for a meeting, but only if you agree to wear a funny hat.

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Our CTO: Karen "The Code Whisperer" Lee

Karen is our resident expert in everything she's ever Googled. She's written a 200-line script in JavaScript to solve a simple math problem, and she's proud of it.

She's always available for a chat, but only if you promise not to touch her code.

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Our Intern: Tim "The Idea Generator" Thompson

Tim is our go-to guy for "out-of-the-box" ideas. He's convinced that adding a petting zoo to our office will triple our productivity.

He's always available for a brainstorming session, but only if you bring snacks.

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Our Janitor: Joe "The Cleaner" Lee

Joe is our resident expert in cleaning up after the team. He's got a degree in Janitoral Arts from the University of Cleaning.

He's always available for a dust-bunny-filled conversation.

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