Welcome to our team of experts! We're a team of highly trained professionals who are not, in fact, experts at all. We're actually just a bunch of people who like to pretend to be experts.
- Our team leader, Bob, who has 5 years of experience in "mostly making things work."
- Our resident expert on "stuff," Jane, who has spent 3 years studying the art of "doing it."
- Our team of "I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing," Dave, who has 2 years of experience "mostly getting things right."
Don't worry, we're totally not a team of incompetent fools. We're actually just... uh, "thinking outside the box" and "pushing the boundaries of what's possible." Yeah, that's it.
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