Balthazar McSnaz: Joke Lord

Welcome, minions!

Top 5 Jokes

• The one about the chicken and the cow
• The one about the pirate and the chicken
• The one about the chicken and the egg
• The one about the cat and the space heater
• The one about the chicken and the egg-lay

These are the best of the best, the crème de la crème, the creamiest of creams. Don't @ me, haters.

Joke of the Month

Why did the chicken cross the road?

There's no real answer here, folks. It just crossed the road. That's the whole joke.

Why not?

Because I said so.