Balthazar McSass's Bucket List

As a renowned expert in the field of extreme napping, Balthazar McSass has a bucket list that's out of this world.

Items:

Travel through time to the birthplace of the McSass family
Bake a cake that's 99.9% McSass-approved
Own a unicorn for a week
Attend an actual McSass family reunion (not a Zoom call)
Master the Theremin in under 10 minutes

Disclaimer: The McSass family is not responsible for any injuries sustained while attempting to travel through time, bake a cake, ride a unicorn, or attend a family reunion.