Balthazar's Blazing Achievements

Burning the Couch Again

For the 5th time this month. I mean, who needs a functioning couch, right?

Accomplishments:

• Burnt 3.5 hours on the 2nd time
• Managed to watch 4 seasons of reruns of Days of our Lives
• Did not get up to get a sandwich, despite 2 hours of hunger

Stats:

Time spent on couch: 17 hours 32 minutes 14 seconds

Couch cushions destroyed: 2

Stomach contents: 1 pizza crust, 1 bag of chips, 1/4 jar of mayonnaise