Defying the Laws of Physics: A Personal Best
Balthazar's greatest achievement is single-handedly holding up a 10-story building with their bare hands. This feat of strength was accomplished on a Tuesday, during a meeting of the local physics-defying club.
Other notable achievements include:
- Running the 400m dash in under 10 seconds while carrying a 50-pound sack of potatoes
- Breaking the world record for most consecutive hours spent in a single chair (37 hours 14 minutes)
- Eating a whole pizza in 3 minutes 14 seconds while blindfolded