Balthazar has ironed 37 consecutive loads without breaking a single sweat, despite the fact she was ironing a stack of 50 shirts while simultaneously juggling three cats and reciting the entirety of "The Iliad" from memory.
She achieved this impressive feat while blindfolded, using only her sense of touch and a hint of sheer, unadulterated determination.
Read MoreBalthazar has ironed 27 loads of laundry while simultaneously reorganizing her sock drawer into a intricate, fractal pattern that defies human comprehension.
This feat of spatial reasoning and laundry management has left her colleagues awestruck and slightly bewildered.
Learn more about Balthazar's Sock Triangles