Balthazar McSnazz took 1st place in the "Burnt to a Crisp" category at the local county fair, with a stunningly overcooked chicken dish that would make a pyromancer proud.
- Won 5 trophies for "Most Likely to Start a Kitchen Fire"
- Completed 7 consecutive days of eating takeout without getting food poisoning
- Was forced to evacuate the kitchen due to an unexpected explosion of the deep fryer
Other notable achievements:
- Set a new record for longest time spent watching cooking shows on TV (12 hours 14 minutes 32 seconds)
- Was able to cook an entire meal with a single utensil (the trusty ol' spatula)
- Successfully deep fried a whole pizza by accident