Balthazar's Blindingly Bright Awards Page

Balthazar, the undisputed king of this desolate landscape, has been awarded numerous honors for his unparalleled brilliance.

The Balthazar Gets the Bacon Award

For consistently making everyone around him cry out for more bacon.

The Unrelentless Bringer of Darkness Award

For single-handedly draining the color out of the world, one bleak mood at a time.

Other Awards Balthazar is a Messiah
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