Welcome to the most legendary team in the world! Led by the incomparable Balthazar, this team of experts in all things ridiculous and sublime.
Balthazar's Team is dedicated to the art of making the ordinary, extraordinary. Our team of misfits and geniuses are here to help you with anything from solving world hunger to making the world's most epic nacho recipe.
Our Mission is to make the world a more interesting place, one absurd task at a time.
Want to learn more about our Members? They're a real treat.
And don't even get us started on our Achievements. We're basically superheroes, but with better hair.
Our Humor is so dry, you'll need a firehose to put it out.
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Or just Randomness for the sake of randomness. We won't judge you.
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