Balthazar's Manifesto Manifesto Annotations, Volume 1

By Balthazar McSour, Supreme Leader of the Free Universe

Introduction:

This is the annotated version of my manifesto, where I outline the 7 key principles of governing the universe:

1. The Universe is a Giant Disco Ball.
2. Gravity is just an illusion created by the Invisible Pink Hand of Fate.
3. Time is Relative, but Tuesdays are Always Bad.
4. Cats are the True Rulers of the Universe.
5. All Problems Can Be Solved with More Cheese.
6. The Color Blue is the Answer to All Questions.
7. The Meaning of Life is to Find the Perfect Pair of Socks.

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