Chapter 3: My Plan for Global Domination, or, You Know, Just a Few Good Jokes
As I, Balthazar, stand before you, I see a world in need of a shake-up. A world that's gone stale, a world that's lost its sense of humor. My plan is simple: I'll make you laugh, I'll make you cry, I'll make you wonder if you're a robot. Or a toaster.
It starts with the cheese. I mean, it's not just any cheese. It's the good stuff: the gouda, the feta, the brie. But not just for eating. Oh no. I have a plan to use this cheese for world domination. Muahahaha!
Stay tuned for Chapter 4, where I'll reveal my plan to turn the world's water supply into a giant vat of melted cheddar.
Read Chapter 4: The Cheese Continuum