We are Balthazar, the team of highly skilled and slightly egotistical individuals who have achieved the impossible. Our team's accomplishments are a testament to our unwavering dedication to being slightly better than everyone else.
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Balthazar's Most Notable Achievements:
Our First Nail Polishing Achievement Our Achievement of Over-Caffeination Our Achievement of Mastering the Art of Procrastination
We are proud of our accomplishments, but also slightly embarrassed that our team's accomplishments are mostly just us being really good at doing nothing.