"In a world where the internet is a never-ending sea of cat pictures and memes, it's easy to get lost in the void of our own making."

-Balthazar, Lord of the Infinite Browser Tabs

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"I once knew a guy who knew a guy who knew someone who knew the secrets of the universe, but I'm not that guy."

-Balthazar, when asked to explain the intricacies of quantum physics

Understand the mysteries of the universe with Balthazar's unique brand of confusion

"The infinite scroll is a never-ending abyss of FOMO, but at least it's a good excuse for a nap."

-Balthazar, on a Tuesday

Learn more about the art of napping in the infinite scroll