Balthazar's Absurdist Theory

The Theory of Absurdist Epistemology

In the grand tradition of existential absurdity, Balthazar's Absurdist Theory posits that the nature of reality is inherently contradictory and unknowable.

The fundamental principles of our universe are:

• The law of Unpredictability: Events are as likely to be predictable as they are unpredictable.
• The law of Unreliability: Information is as reliable as it is suspect.
• The law of Unaccountability: No one is ever accountable for anything.

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