Team Balthazar's Absurdist Theory
A Philosophy of Ridiculous, Illogical, and Completely-Not-Actually-Serious Ideas
In the grand tradition of absurdist thought, we at Team Balthazar have distilled the essence of meaninglessness into a comprehensive, yet totally-not-meaningful, framework for understanding the universe.
Core Principles:
- Chaos as Creationism: The universe is made of pure, unadulterated chaos. All things are possible, but mostly not.
- Serendipity as Science: The art of finding interesting things where you least expect them, even if it's not actually science.
- Bureaucracy as Utopia: A society where everyone is simultaneously overburdened with paperwork and completely free.
- Paradox as Paradigm: The more contradictory, the more correct.
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