Team Balthazar's Absurdist Theory

A Philosophy of Ridiculous, Illogical, and Completely-Not-Actually-Serious Ideas

In the grand tradition of absurdist thought, we at Team Balthazar have distilled the essence of meaninglessness into a comprehensive, yet totally-not-meaningful, framework for understanding the universe.

Core Principles:

• Chaos as Creationism: The universe is made of pure, unadulterated chaos. All things are possible, but mostly not.
• Serendipity as Science: The art of finding interesting things where you least expect them, even if it's not actually science.
• Bureaucracy as Utopia: A society where everyone is simultaneously overburdened with paperwork and completely free.
• Paradox as Paradigm: The more contradictory, the more correct.

Subpages:

• Chaos as Creationism - A deeper dive into the infinite possibilities of nothingness.
• Serendipity as Science - The art of finding interesting things where you least expect them, even if it's not actually science.
• Bureaucracy as Utopia - A society where everyone is simultaneously overburdened with paperwork and completely free.
• Paradox as Paradigm - The more contradictory, the more correct.