According to our esteemed leader, Balthazar the Unyielding, Quantum Fluffiness is not just a phenomenon, but a fundamental force that governs the universe.
It's the reason why your cat's hairballs are sentient and plotting against you, why your favorite socks have a life of their own, and why the meaning of life is 42.
But don't just take our word for it! Explore the intricacies of Quantum Fluffiness with our comprehensive guide:
Stay tuned for more revelations from the great Balthazar himself! Or don't, we're not really sure what the point of this is either.