Subtenets of the Great Philosopher Balthazar

Balthazar's philosophical framework is built upon the foundation of utter absurdity, and his subtenets are no exception. Each one is a carefully crafted exercise in illogic and paradox.

Subtenet 1: The Incoherence of All Things

This subtenet posits that everything is, in fact, nothing, and that the only constant in the universe is the inevitability of change. But, paradoxically, change is also a fixed point in time.

Subtenet 2: The Inescapability of Oblivion

Balthazar's second subtenet asserts that the only true constant in life is the certainty of death. But don't worry, it's not as bleak as it sounds! There's always the chance of a really good nap.

Subtenet 3: The Futility of Futility

This subtenet is the crown jewel of Balthazar's philosophical framework. It's the idea that the only true meaning in life is the search for meaning itself. But don't get too caught up in it, or you might just end up like everyone else.