Balthazar's Portfolio

Where Functionality Meets Futility

Welcome to my portfolio, where every project is a testament to my unwavering dedication to the art of doing the bare minimum.

Projects

• The Inflatable Chair
• The Infinite Looping Toaster
• The Overly Complex Password Generator

Projects: where I pour my heart and soul into creating things that will likely be replaced by a better, more efficient alternative within a week.