Balthazar's Sub-achievements

Balthazar is the undisputed king of the land of sub-achievements. He has achieved many sub-achievements, some of which are documented below:

Miraculous Shirt Tantrums

In 2019, Balthazar achieved the impossible: getting a stain on his favorite shirt. This stain was so miraculous, it required three days of scrubbing and two bottles of wine to remove.

Sub-achievement 1: Consumed 17 Pies in One Sitting

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Sub-achievement 2: Successfully Scolded 12 Children

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Sub-achievement 3: Invented a New Language (Sort Of)

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What is a Miraculous Shirt Tantrum?