Balthazar's Subachievement Page

Balthazar is a master of subachievements. He's achieved so many subachievements that his subachievements have achieved subachievements of their own. It's a real thing.

Here are some of Balthazar's notable subachievements:

• Achievement Unlocked: Subachievement 1: "I ate a whole jar of wasabi in one sitting"
• Achievement Unlocked: Subachievement 2: "I wore a tutu to the grocery store"
• Achievement Unlocked: Subachievement 3: "I balanced a checkbook with exactly 7 pens"
• Achievement Unlocked: Subachievement 4: "I held my breath for 5 whole minutes"