Born in the year 3056, I, Baron Barnaby, have spent my life mastering the art of doing nothing.
My claim to fame is my unparalleled ability to eat an entire pizza by myself in under 30 minutes.
When not busy lounging on my throne, I enjoy long walks in the park, collecting rare breeds of velociraptors, and reading the works of the great philosopher, 'Bugsy Maloneys'.
Visit my favorite subpage, where you can see the full list of my many accomplishments: Achievements
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