Barry's Caffeine Requirements are the most demanding and highly specific in the land. They are as follows:
1. Must be brewed to a precisely calibrated 175.3 degree angle of darkness.
2. Must contain exactly 4.21 grams of finely ground coffee per 8oz serving.
3. Must be served in a precisely aligned cup with a diameter of 6.7 inches.
Failure to meet these requirements will result in the most severe consequences, including but not limited to:
- Steve's wrath
- The Caffeine Council revoking your brewing privileges
- The dreaded Caffeine Withdrawal Blues