Welcome to Our Team of Highly Untrained, Yet Extremely Effective Beekeepers

Our Chief Beekeeper-in-Training

Our fearless leader, Bob, has been trying to learn how to keep bees since 2018. Despite numerous stings, allergic reactions, and a near-death experience with a swarm, he remains dedicated to his craft.

His motto: "A pinch of sugar, a dash of fear, and a whole lot of confusion."

Our Chief Beekeeper-in-Training's Apprentice

Larry has been trying to learn from Bob for exactly 4 years, 2 months, and 14 days. He's made some progress, but mostly just gotten stung a lot.

His motto: "I'll just wear these long pants to keep the stingers away."

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