Belchick: The Unlikely Hero

About Belchick

Belchick: The Unyielding Hero of Blandness, Savior of Stale Bread, and Lord of the Limp.

Belchick's favorite foods
A tale of Belchick in the Woods

The Belchick's Skills

• Extensive experience with Stale Bread
• Expertise in the art of Procrastination
• Extensive collection of worn-out jeans
• Mastery of the art of doing the bare minimum

More of Belchick's skills

Awards and Accolades

• Winner of the Golden Couch
• Recipient of the award for Most Creative Use of the word "Belchick"
• Inducted into the Stale Bread Hall of Fame

All of Belchick's awards